What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

Have you ever been forced to undress for money just once?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What was your best revenge story?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

Moonraker